SOOOOOO DEPRESSED
As all of you know I’ve always loved knitting socks. I adore my double points and I adore my socks. I couldn’t begin to count the pairs I’ve patiently knitted. I really like plain socks, no frills, just socks. I am now giving up the title of Sock Princess. I will now be known as P.S.K. (pitiful sock knitter) This dramatic change is occurring as a result of my going on Ravelry and seeing what socks should really look like. I’ve never seen so much lace in my life. A simple plain old sock cannot be found. It must take those people months to knit just one. I have never in my life seen such beautiful socks (except for Julie G. and a few of my knitting buddies.) I am totally depressed, just totally depressed. No wait a minute, it’s not depression, it’s admiration, ya, that’s it. I admire those knitters. They have all given me the determination to knit a real sock, not a Plain Jane, a real sock. Lace, cables, fancy toes and heels. By golly I’ll do it. You bet I will, I’ll knit a sock that looks like their socks. I’ll finish and I’ll post them on Ravelry, people will weep with envy. Plain old sock knitters will be depressed, totally depressed. Yes sir that’s what I’ll do and then I’ll wake up from my dream and go back to my Plan Jane socks. Someone has to keep the knitting world real.